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Please synopsize "Snow, Glass, Apples" by Neil Gaiman, comparing and contrasting it with the original "Snow White" text.
"Snow, Glass, Apples" is a short story by Neil Gaiman that retells the story of "Snow White" from the perspective of the evil queen. In Gaiman's version, the queen is portrayed as a misunderstood outsider who is punished for being different. She is shown as a powerful, sexual being who is feared and reviled by those around her, including the king and Snow White.

The original "Snow White" story, as recorded by the Brothers Grimm, tells the tale of a beautiful princess who is exiled by her jealous stepmother, the queen, and rescued by a prince. In the Grimm version, the queen is depicted as a vain and wicked woman who is eventually punished for her cruelty.

There are several key differences between Gaiman's "Snow, Glass, Apples" and the original "Snow White" story. In Gaiman's version, the queen is portrayed as a sympathetic character who is misunderstood and mistreated, while in the original story, the queen is a purely evil figure. Additionally, the queen in Gaiman's version is depicted as a sexually empowered woman, while in the Grimm version, she is portrayed as a jealous and vain wife. Finally, the ending of Gaiman's story is much darker than the original, with the queen being punished for her perceived crimes in a more brutal manner.
 
Describe the 7 people that Snow White befriends in the original story.
In the original "Snow White" story recorded by the Brothers Grimm, Snow White befriends seven small, hardworking miners. These men are often referred to as the "Seven Dwarfs," and they are named Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, and Doc.

The Seven Dwarfs are kind and hospitable to Snow White, and they take her into their home when she is in need of shelter. Despite their gruff exterior, they are loving and caring individuals who become protective of Snow White and go to great lengths to ensure her safety. Snow White becomes good friends with the Seven Dwarfs and is grateful for their kindness and generosity.
 
Please compose a short story about Snow White from the point of view of these 7 individuals, with the upshot that they are the true heroes, with the upshot that "Little Person" is preferred over "Dwarf" and why.
Once upon a time, in a small village nestled in the heart of the mountains, there lived seven small, hardworking men who were known as the Seven Little People. These men were Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, and Doc, and they spent their days mining for precious gems and metals in the tunnels deep beneath the earth.

Despite their small stature, the Seven Little People were skilled and determined workers, and they were respected and admired by all who knew them. They lived a simple, contented life, spending their days working in the mines and their evenings relaxing in the cozy cottage they called home.

One day, as the Seven Little People were returning from the mines, they stumbled upon a young woman who was lying unconscious in the forest. They recognized her at once as Snow White, the princess who had been banished from the kingdom by her cruel stepmother, the queen.

Without hesitation, the Seven Little People took Snow White into their home and cared for her until she regained consciousness. She was grateful to them for their kindness and quickly became good friends with the Seven Little People.

As the days passed, Snow White proved to be an invaluable addition to the little group. She helped with the cooking and cleaning, and she brought joy and laughter to the cottage with her cheerful disposition. The Seven Little People were happy to have her with them and were glad to be able to help her in her time of need.

Despite their happiness, the Seven Little People knew that Snow White was in great danger. They knew that the queen was searching for her, and they knew that she would stop at nothing to ensure that Snow White never returned to the kingdom.

Determined to protect their friend, the Seven Little People came up with a plan. They worked tirelessly to construct a secret tunnel that would lead Snow White out of the kingdom and to safety. When the tunnel was completed, the Seven Little People bid Snow White farewell and watched as she set off on her journey.

As Snow White made her way through the tunnel, the Seven Little People knew that they had done all they could to protect her. They knew that she would be safe and that she would one day reclaim her rightful place as the queen of the kingdom.

And as the Seven Little People returned to their lives in the cottage, they knew that they had played a vital role in the story of Snow White. They knew that they were heroes in their own right and that they would always be remembered as the brave and selfless Little People who risked everything to save the princess they called their friend.
 
Please write a funny, sarcastic pop lyric about this incident with the title, "We Whistle While You're a Jerk".
Verse 1:
We saw you lying in the dirt
You looked so pitiful and hurt
We knew we had to help you out
And take you in, no need to pout

Chorus:
We whistle while you're a jerk
We whistle while you're a jerk
We don't let your attitude get to us
We just keep on whistling, no need to fuss

Verse 2:
You were so ungrateful at first
But we didn't let that get us cursed
We cooked and cleaned, we did it all
And you just sat there, looking small

Chorus:
We whistle while you're a jerk
We whistle while you're a jerk
We don't let your attitude get to us
We just keep on whistling, no need to fuss

Bridge:
You thought you were better than us
But we showed you love, without a fuss
We took you in and gave you a home
And now you're gone, all alone

Chorus:
We whistle while you're a jerk
We whistle while you're a jerk
We don't let your attitude get to us
We just keep on whistling, no need to fuss
 
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