Sunday, May 31, 2015

Technique

2015 05 31 "Technique" #OW

Technique is a method for doing something.

Rhymes with Technique: comique, meak, meek clinique, Martinique, unique A afterpeak, apeak, apeek, CH Chesapeake, D demipeak, F forepeak, N noddypeak, P peak, peek, Peke, pique, R repique, W widow’s peak areek, barrique, perique, wreak, reek hide-and-seek, cacique, reseek, seek, Sikh radical chic, chic, sheik shriek screak asqueak, bubble and squeak, pipsqueak, squeak

I admire your technique
The way you dress so chic
-- you make me wanna sneak a peak...
The way you make me squeak and shriek
Girl, you're so unique!

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Caique

2015 05 30 "Caique" #OW

Caique is a small ship.

Caique looks like a small rowboat or sailing ship.

Caique sounds like water splashing through oars or wind whipping through sails.

Caique smells like sea water.

Caique feels like being jostled by waves.

Caique tastes like salt water.

Rhymes with Caique: eke, saic beak, beek, grosbeak, halfbeak, Mozambique, stickybeak bleak cheek, chic, radical chic feak ecofreak, freak, Jesus freak geek gleek fenugreek, Greek keek cleek, clique creak, creek aleak, Belleek, houseleek, leak, leek, oblique, relique, silique

You could sail to Mozambique in your shiny new caique
You could eat a worm out of a robin's beak
You could let your hair down and admit you're a geek
But you'll never be a joiner and you don't have a clique.

Friday, May 29, 2015

Ledge

2015 05 29 "Ledge" #OW

Ledge refers to the edge of a wall or shelf.

Ledge looks like the Alfred Hitchcock film "Vertigo."

Ledge sounds like, "Don't jump!" or, "Jump!  Jump!  Jump!"

Ledge smells like fetid city air.

Ledge feels like one step away from the abyss.

Ledge tastes like adrenalin and fear.

Rhymes with Ledge: cutting edge, featheredge, edge, razor’s edge, re-edge, straightedge, unedge dredge fledge enhedge, hedge kedge cledge allege, privilege, sacrilege, sortilege frankpledge, impledge, interpledge, pledge, repledge sedge

Come down off the ledge
You don't have to live your life on the razor's edge
Scaring the be-jeezus out of me doesn't make you cutting edge
Come down form me -- give me that privilege.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Leg

2015 05 28 "Leg" #OW

Leg is your body part between your pelvis and your foot.

Leg looks like the Rockettes high-steppin' on stage.

Leg sounds like tap shoes.

Leg smells like sweat and exercise.

Leg feels like arm, only lower.

Leg tastes like chicken.

Rhymes with Leg:  boiled egg, duck egg, egg, goose egg beg, filibeg dreg gleg Keg keg, muskeg cleg, kleg blackleg, bootleg, bowleg, dogleg, foreleg, pegleg, proleg nutmeg renege peg, repeg, unpeg, Winnipeg reg seg skeg sneg teg yegg

Oh, you're pulling my leg
Stop it or I'll boil you like an egg.
I can't believe your grandpa used to bootleg
Or that your mother lived in Winnipeg

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Fatigue

2015 05 27 "Fatigue" #OW

Fatigue is feeling very tired.

 Rhymes with Fatigue: brigue Grieg klieg blitzkrieg, sitzkrieg league, colleague banig, renege peag skeeg squeteague intrigue gigue

I'm too tired to feel my fatigue
Like the morning after a blitkrieg
Like I've dragged behind a jeep for a league
No energy to get out of bed, much less plan some intrigue.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Bereft

2015 05 26 "Bereft" #OW

Bereft is the past tense of bereave, and means to be deprived of or lacking some (immaterial) thing.

Rhymes with Bereft:  eft deft enfeoffed, feoffed, unfeoffed heft wheft jeffed cleft, klepht aleft, left, New Left, ultraleft reft theft weft

Since you left I've been beret
No longer so clever, not so deft
You dropped a weigh on me, one I cannot heft
All you stole was my heart, and I can't report the theft.

Monday, May 25, 2015

TGIF

2015 05 25 "TGIF " #OW

TGIF is an acronym for, "Thank God It's Friday."

Rhymes with TGIF :  F, eff, ef, Kiev, Prokofiev, TGIF deaf enfeoff, feoff jeff kef clef lev Brezhnev, nef ref UNICEF chef tef

You say, "TGIF!"
I say, "What the F?"
You just ignore me, pretending you're deaf
I'd call foul but you own the ref.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Thief

2015 05 24 "Thief" #OW

Thief is someone who steals stuff.

Thief looks like Selina Kyle.

Thief sounds like a silent alarm that doesn't go off if the thief is good.

Thief smells like a velvet bag full of precious gems.

Thief feels like the thrill of taking something that doesn't belong to you.

Thief tastes like fine wine and fine dining paid for with your ill-gotten gains.

Rhymes with Thief:  faux-naïf, naïf beef brief, debrief chief, handkerchief, neckerchief deaf, deef, redif enfeoff, fief, feoff grief O’Keefe B bas-relief, belief, BR broadleaf, D demirelief, disbelief, FL flyleaf, G goldleaf, I interleaf, KL cloverleaf, L leaf, lief, M misbelief, O overleaf, R relief, TH thickleaf, U unbelief, V velvetleaf hanif, neif, neife kharif, reef, reif, shereef, tashrif, Tenerife massif sheaf aperitif, leitmotif, motif, chetif infangthief, outfangthief, utfangthief

Stop! Thief!
Don't take my grandmother's handkerchief!
That you would take something so cherished is beyond belief!
It has no financial value but it's loss would fill me with grief!

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Zed

2015 05 23 "Zed" #OW

Zed refers to the letter Z.

Zed looks like the mark of Zorro.

Zed sounds like a snake hissing before it strikes.

Zed smells like bacon sizzling in a hot frying pan.

Zed feels like a scratch that breaks the skin.

Zed tastes like half a pretzel.

Rhymes with Zed: unlimited, unmerited, unprofited, unrespited, untenanted, unvisited, V visited, W weak-spirited goldthread, packthread, thread, rethread, unthread retread, tread rewed, unwed, wed yed

I'm not at zed.
I'm not yet dead.
My future is yet unlimited.
Another country not yet visited.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Faceted

2015 05 22 "Faceted" #OW

Faceted refers to having faces.

Faceted looks like a sparkling, multi-faceted diamond.

Rhymes with Faceted: A attributed, B ballasted, barren-spirited, base-spirited, bigoted, bold-spirited, bonneted, BR breakfasted, D discomfited, discomforted, discredited, disinherited, disquieted, dispirited, distributed, E exhibited, fine-spirited, forfeited, G gay-spirited, H helmeted, high-spirited, I inhabited, inherited, inspirited, K carpeted, contributed, coveted, KR crescented, KW quieted, L light-spirited, limited, low-spirited, M mean-spirited, merited, P patented, pirated, poor-spirited, public-spirited, PR profited, prohibited, S signeted, soft-spirited, SP spirited, T talented, ted, tenanted, turreted, U unballasted, unbonneted, uninhabited, uninhibited

Like a diamond you're multi-faceted
Like a war-weary survivor you're barren-spirited
Like you just woke up from a nightmare you're dispirited
Maybe you'll feel better once you've breakfasted.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Red

2015 05 21 "Red" #OW

Red is a color, the color of lipstick or apples.

Red looks like a hot young blond in a tight dress.

Red sounds like a bonfire crackling in the night.

Red smells like Red Delicious Apples.

Red feels like a toasty blanket on a cold night.

Red tastes like her lips.

Rhymes with Red: Ethelred, boxy red, infrared, misread, outread, read, redd, reread, unread aforesaid, foresaid, gainsaid, resaid, said, unsaid bloodshed, shed, snowshed, watershed, woodshed shred bobsled, sled snead sped, unsped, well-sped bedspread, bespread, outspread, overspread, spread, underspread, wellspread, widespread bedstead, bestead, farmstead, homestead, instead, roadstead, stead, oersted

Jed said he likes red
Redheared Ginger let it go to her head
It wasn't long till he took her to bed
But when she moved to Nick instead Jed,
Tears shed, wondered if it was something he said.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Lead

2015 05 20 "Lead" #OW

Lead is a soft poisonous metal.

Lead looks like the thing inside your No. 2 pencil.

Lead sounds like whispers you can't make out.

Lead smells like your No. 2 pencil.

Lead feels like a shiv when I stab you with your No. 2 pencil.

Lead tastes like something you shouldn't be feeding your kids, which is why lead-based paint was banned in the US in 1978.

Rhymes with Lead:  ravagèd, jed ked, sheep-ked led, misled, unlead, unled, jolie-laide med, pre-med A aliped, B biped, BR breviped, F fissiped, K cheliped, KW quadruped, M maxilliped, milliped, moped, multiped, O octoped, P palmiped, paralleloped, ped, pinnatiped, pinniped, PL planiped, plumiped, R remiped, S semiped, serriped, soliped, T taliped, U uniped pled

You bled; I fled; the pipe was lead.
I took off on my moped
When the cops caught up with me, innocent I pled.
Now I sleep on a cot and 3 meals a day I am fed.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Chucklehead

2015 05 19 "Chucklehead" #OW

Chucklehead refers to a mope or foolish person.

Chucklehead looks like W.

Chucklehead sounds like, "Well, gosh, golly, gee-whiz, folks..."

Chucklehead smells like Old Spice.

Chucklehead feels like grease paint.

Chucklehead tastes like chicken.

Rhymes with Chucklehead: FED fed, fullfed, milkfed, overfed, underfed, unfed, well-fed FLED fled HED A ahead, airhead, arrowhead, B behead, bighead, billethead, bonehead, bowhead, bufflehead, bulkhead, bullhead, bullethead, BL blackhead, blockhead, blunderhead, D deadhead, death’s-head, dunderhead, DR dragonhead, drophead, drumhead, E egghead, emptyhead, F fathead, featherhead, fiddlehead, figurehead, forehead, fountainhead, FL flathead, G gilthead, goahead, godhead, goodhead, GR greenhead, H hammerhead, hardhead, head, hogshead, Holyhead, hophead, hothead, K cathead, copperhead, KR crosshead, L letterhead, leatherhead, loggerhead, M maidenhead, marblehead, masthead, N nailhead, knucklehead, O overhead

He's a knucklehead -- just some chucklehead
Sleeping on his featherbed
He'd really be better off dead
But he's a harmless old emptyhead.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Bread

2015 05 18 "Bread" #OW

Bread is baked flour.

Bread  looks like a loaf of bread or slices of bread or a sandwich.

Bread sounds like, "Mmm, this bread is delicious."

Bread smells like a warm toasty oven or a warm toasty toaster.

Bread feels like the outards of your sandwich.

Bread tastes like a chicken sandwich.

Rhymes with Bread: B beebread, BL blackbread, bred, brownbread, H highbread, homebred, wholewheat bread, HW white bread, I inbred, J gingerbread, KR crispbread, crossbred, L lowbred, O overbred, P pilot bread, pita bread, purebred, R raisin bread, S sourbread, SH shortbread, shortening bread, shewbread, SW sweetbread, TH thoroughbred, TR truebred, U unbred, underbred, W well-bred, Y yeast bread DED bediamonded, dead, diamonded, garlanded, heralded, jeoparded, shepherded DRED adread, dread

I like the taste of bread
It's the calories I dread
At least from what I've read
If you eat too much bread you'll wind up dead.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Flowerbed

2015 05 17 "Flowerbed" #OW

Flowerbed is a collection of flowers in the ground.

Flowerbed looks like daisies or roses or lilacs all together growing in a meadow.

Flowerbed sounds like birds chirping.

Flowerbed smells like fresh country air.

Flowerbed feels like the softness of the Earth in spring.

Flowerbed tastes like grass.

Rhymes with Flowerbed: coed, continuèd, op-ed, sorrowèd, wearièd, winnowèd BED A abed, B bed, CH childbed, D deathbed, E embed, F featherbed, H hotbed, I imbed, P pissabed, R riverbed, roadbed, S seedbed, surbed, SL slugabed, TR trucklebed, trundlebed, W waterbed

I picked a flower from the flowerbed
Put in a vase in the bedroom by the waterbed
Plucking the flower made me sad, a little wearièd
But it's not like I'll save the flowers by writing an op-ed.

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Yede

2015 05 16 "Yede" #OW

Yede, obsolete, is the simple past tense of go.

Rhymes with : threed treed, retreed, untreed tweed B beggarweed, bugleweed, CH chickweed, E ennuied, F fireweed, G goutweed, gulfweed, H hogweed, K colicweed, cottonweed, L locoweed, M mayweed, milkweed, musquashweed, N knapweed, knotweed, P pigweed, pickerelweed, pokeweed, pondweed, R ragweed, S seaweed, silverweed, ST stickweed, T tumbleweed, W waterweed, we’d, wede, weed

I went; I yede
Rolling like a tumbleweed
Ass over kettle without heed
I knew I couldn't have you, but you're all that I want or need.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Steed

2015 05 15 "Steed" #OW

Steed is a horse for riding.

Steed looks like Black Beauty.

Steed sounds like, "Neigh!"

Steed smells like hay and horseshit.

Steed feels like galloping across an open field.

Steed tastes like steak.

Rhymes with Steed: Haroun al-Rashid, she’d screed snead airspeed, Godspeed, groundspeed, outspeed, speed spreed Swede guaranteed, propertied, reguaranteed, reteed, tead, teaed, teed, unguaranteed, unteed

I have no trusty steed
I'm neither rich nor propertied,
I'm not successful or guaranteed
But for what it's worth I wish you Godspeed.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Succeed

2015 05 14 "Succeed" #OW

Succeed is to achieve your objective or suchlike.

Succeed looks like scoring the winning touchdown.

Succeed sounds like hitting all the high notes when singing a song.

Succeed smells like a jar of raspberry jam that came out just right.

Succeed feels like the wind rushing through your hair.

Succeed tastes like baked chicken cooked just right.

Rhymes with : fairlead, lead, mislead, Nibelungenlied, uplead quede, Quede Ganymede, mead, Mede, meed, Runnymede ennead, knead, kneed, need, knockkneed impede, capripede, millipede, peed, centipede, cirripede, stampede, velocipede implead, interplead, misplead, plead bourride, jereed, copyread, lip-read, misread, O outread, overread, PR proofread, R read, rede, reed, referred, reread, S sight-read, SP speed-read  A accede, axseed, aniseed, antecede, B birdseed, E epicede, exceed, FL flaxseed, H hayseed, I intercede, Jamshid, K concede, cottonseed, L linseed, M moonseed, O allseed, P pumpkinseed, PR precede, proceed, R rapeseed, recede, reseed, retrocede, S secede, cede, seed, supersede, ST stickseed, W wormseed

Take heed if you want to succeed:
Take two baby aspirin and look into flaxseed
Flush the toilet after you've peed
Be kind to those in need.  Agreed?  Agreed!

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

He’d

2015 05 13 "He’d" #OW

He’d means he would or he did.

Rhymes with He’d:  feed, handfeed, off his feed, overfeed, spoonfeed, underfeed, unfeed, winterfeed, eutrophied flead, fleaed, unfleaed enfreed, freed, Siegfried, unfreed glede, gleed agreed, degreed, disagreed, filigreed, greed, pedigreed, undegreed, unpedigreed  heed, Lockheed  keyed, rekeyed, unkeyed

He'd never heed
Whatever your position he always disagreed.
If you installed a lock he'd have it rekeyed
In short, he's off his rocker -- off his meds -- off his feed.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Kvetch

2015 05 12 "Kvetch" #OW

Kvetch means to complain.

Kvetch looks like some run-of-the-mill Job standing on the street corner whining about all the bad things that have happened in his life.

Kvetch sounds like, "Blah blah blah -- woe is me!"

Kvetch smells like the day-old bread that was the impetus for the latest bitch session.

Kvetch feels like some nattering nabob of negativity chewing your ear off.

Kvetch tastes like soup from the soup kitchen.

Rhymes with Kvetch:  etch, photo-etch, re-etch fetch fletch ketch cletch quetch, quetsch lech, letch retch, wretch, reretch sketch homestretch, outstretch, stretch, restretch mistetch, tetch bitter vetch, vetch

Never one to complain, never one to kvetch
You won't hear me call you a pathetic wretch!
I'm the one to raise you out of the gutter and teach you to fetch
Shake it off and do all over tomorrow like some altruistic etch-a-sketch.

Monday, May 11, 2015

Peach

2015 05 11 "Peach" #OW

Peach is a tasty fruit famously grown in Georgia, USA.

Peach looks like an apple with hair and more orange than red.

Peach sounds like wet fruit squishing between your teeth.

Peach smells like Peach shampoo.

Peach feels like wet fruit.

Peach tastes like peach.

Rhymes with Peach: each beach, beech bleach, rebleach, unbleach breach, breech, housebreach, spousebreach, unbreech fleech keach, keech horseleech, leach, leech meech appeach, impeach pleach preach, repreach forereach, headreach, outreach, overreach, reach beseech screech sleech speech teach, unteach

She's a pretty young Georgia peach
Her life's dream is to become a teach
She's good with kids, not one to preach
She dyes her hair, uses bleach.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Celeb

2015 05 10 "Celeb" #OW

Celeb is short for celebrity.

Celeb looks like Audrey Hepburn.

Celeb sounds like Elvis Presley.

Celeb smells like Old Spice.

Celeb feels like Teen Spirit.

Celeb tastes like KFC.

Rhymes with Celeb: EB ebb BEB cubeb, zibeb BLEB bleb DEB ardeb, deb, subdeb KEB keb NEB neb, nebneb PLEB pleb REB Johnny Reb, reb WEB cobweb, web YEB uayeb

She's a talentless celeb
She's seen her fame wax and ebb
Since she broke out as a young deb
To raise her profile she'll find some hot young Johnny Reb.

Saturday, May 09, 2015

DMZ

2015 05 09 "DMZ" #OW

DMZ stands for "demilitarized zone."

DMZ looks like shattered buildings and shattered lives.

DMZ sounds like rat-a-tat-tat.

DMZ smells like charred flesh.

DMZ feels like Hell.

DMZ tastes like chicken.

Rhymes with DMZ: anchovy, RV, MTV, levee, lucivee, maulvee, mulvee, Muscovy, eau de vie, pont-levis, c’est la vie, TV, vee, vis-a-vis awiwi, ennui, peewee, sallowy, yellowy employee, fedayee, cuirbouilli, payee, ye advisee, bourgeoisie, chimpanzee, devisee, fusee, razee, recognizee, Z, Zuyder Zee bougie

You and me -- we're a DMZ
You ruin my pizza like an anchovy
You're so bougie -- bougie -- bourgeoisie
Vis-a-vis, you got me jumping like your pet chimpanzee!

Friday, May 08, 2015

Knight-errantry

2015 05 08 "Knight-errantry" #OW

Knight-errantry is taking on a fool's quest.

Knight-errantry looks like Don Quixote by Cervantes.

Knight-errantry sounds like tilting at windmills.

Knight-errantry smells like the mud you pick yourself out of when you lose the battle.

Knight-errantry feels like an obligation.

Knight-errantry tastes like the mud mentioned previously.

Rhymes with Knight-errantry: Christmas tree, M mantletree,merchantry, ministry, O honesty, P pageantry, palmistry, pedantry, peasantry, poetry, PL pleasantry, S saddletree, sequestree, psychiatry, psychometry, symmetry, sophistry, SH shoetree, T tapestry, telemetry, tenantry, TH thalassochemistry, TR tree, trestletree, W wapiti, weeping tree étui

I'm like Don Quixote with my knight-errantry
I won't let you have Christmas without a Christmas tree
It's my ministry to give you pageantry along with well-intentioned honesty
I'll say, "Good morning," "Hello," or some other pleasanty
I'll sweep you off your feet with my romantical poetry!

Thursday, May 07, 2015

Apple tree

2015 05 07 "Apple tree" #OW

Apple tree is a fruit-bearing plant.

Apple tree looks like any other tree except it grows apples.

Apple tree sounds like, "Timber!" unless it falls in a forest when there's no one around to hear it.

Apple tree smells like apple pie.

Apple tree feels like American Pie.

Apple tree tastes like wood!  It's the apples that taste like apples!

Rhymes with Apple tree: A ancestry, artistry, axletree, B barratry, bigotry, bijouterie, D deviltry, doubletree, E errantry, F physiolatry, forestry, G gallantry, gallows tree, gumtree, H harlotry, harvestry, HW whiffletree, whippletree, I idolatry, industry, infantry, J geometry, K chemistry, coquetry, coventry, KR craniometry

Do what you like under the Apple tree
Whatever you do is all the same to me
I've lost all interest in your harlotry
To Hell with you and all your deviltry!

Wednesday, May 06, 2015

MP3

2015 05 06 "MP3" #OW

MP3 is a format for digital audio recordings.

MP3 looks like an iPod.

MP3 sounds like any song you've ever heard.

MP3 smells like your iPod battery.

MP3 feels like all the emotions your music collection unlocks in you.

MP3 tastes like chicken.

Rhymes with MP3: allopathy, antipathy, apathy, D dyspathy, E empathy, H homeopathy, S sympathy, T telepathy, timothy, TH the, thee, Y eupathy three, twenty-three

I heard a song on MP3
I met that song with antipathy
It was too fake, not enough empathy
Guess the band thought I'd get the best parts of the song by mental telepathy.

Tuesday, May 05, 2015

Tea

2015 05 05 "Tea" #OW

Tea is a drink made from hot water and leaves.

Tea looks like a fancy little china cup filled with hot brown liquid.

Tea sounds like, "La-di-da, LA-di-DA!"

Tea smells like hot, wet, steeped leaves.

Tea feels like a burning sensation whenever you spill it on yourself.

Tea tastes like a mystery, cause I haven't had any in so long.

Rhymes with Tea: sparsity, spigotty, spiralty, spontaneity, T, tee, temerity, tensity, typothetae, titi, torpidity, totality, tutee, TR trepidity, trinity, trinkety, triviality, trumpety, trustee, U uberty, unity, utility, V velleity, velvety, viraginity, virginity, W warrantee, warranty, witchety, Y unanimity

I never developed a taste for tea
That glass of tea would be wasted on me
I reject that glass of tea in its totality
If everyone was like me not liking tea would be met with unanimity
And don't get me started on coffee!

Monday, May 04, 2015

Celebrity

2015 05 04 "Celebrity" #OW

Celebrity is the quality of being famous.

Celebrity looks like Marilyn Monroe.

Celebrity sounds like The Beatles.

Celebrity smells like fresh donuts.

Celebrity feels like Jell-O.

Celebrity tastes like a Big Mac.

Rhymes with Celebrity: remittee, repartee, receptivity, russety, S sacristy, sanctiminity, sanctity, security, celerity, sensibility, sensitivity, certainty, servility, settee, seventy, similarity, simultaneity, sincerity, synonymity, syntality, civility, sovereignty, subtlety, pseudonymity, surdity, suttee, SHR shrievalty, SK scarcity, SN snippety

We celebrate your celebrity
We laugh at your witty repartee
We greet you with receptivity
We admire your sensibility.

Sunday, May 03, 2015

Audacity

2015 05 03 "Audacity" #OW

Audacity is boldness.

Audacity looks like George Washington standing in that boat crossing the Potomac.

Audacity sounds like FDR saying, "The only thing we have to fear..."

Audacity smells like Old Spice.

Audacity feels like a song that you love so much it makes you get up on your feet and dance.

Audacity tastes like Sriracha.

Rhymes with Audacity: ophelimity, omneity, austerity, authenticity, authority, P parity, parvanimity, passivity, patentee, permittee, personality, pertinacity, piety, picotee, polarity, poverty, puberty, pupilarity, PR pravity, presentee, privity, probability, proclivity, prolixity, propensity, property, propinquity, propriety, prudibundity, R radioactivity, relativity, reliability

Arya is famous for her audacity
She keeps it real -- I'm talking authenticity
She was born rich but spends her puberty in poverty
She'll grow up to be a killer in all probability.

Saturday, May 02, 2015

Levity

2015 05 02 "Levity" #OW

Levity is jokes, folks.

Levity looks like someone slipping on a banana peel.

Levity sounds like the screams of pain that person makes when he lands on his tailbone.

Levity smells like that dude pooping his pants.

Levity feels like busting a got laughing at that schlmozzle.

Levity tastes like the banana split to which you treat yourself to remind yourself of the fun you had watching that other dude injure himself slipping on a banana peel.

Rhymes with Levity: Christianity, crotchety, crudity, cruelty, KW quality, quantity, quiddity, quoddity, L laity, laxity, legality, legatee, lenity, liberality, liberty, limpidity, lubricity, luminosity, lucidity, M magnanimity, maggoty, majesty, majority, manatee, mestee, modesty, moeity, morality, mortality, mustee, mutuality, N nativity, nebulosity, nicety, nonentity, normality, nudity, neutrality, O objectivity

You like to make with the levity
What you call levity I call cruelty
You laugh at the pain of others with impunity
But when you're so mean you make yourself a nonentity.
Try to be nicer -- like me!

Friday, May 01, 2015

Girl Power!

Jubilee, Jean Grey, & Hillary

The Big 3 Meet with Hillary

Thor, Iron Man, & Captain America meet with Hillary

X-Men: Age of Hillary



Coming January 20, 2017: X-Men: Age of Hillary

On the Beach with Hillary


Coming to Your College Campus Soon: Hillary


Avengers: Age of Hillary

Coming January 20, 2017: Avengers: Age of Hillary

Make Your Album Covers Better -- Just Add Hillary




Infinity

2015 05 01 "Infinity" #OW

Infinity is unending forever.

Infinity looks like an 8 on its side.

Infinity sounds like whooshing that never stops.

Infinity smells like dark chocolate.

Infinity feels like everything.

Infinity tastes like chicken.

Rhymes with Infinity: inferiority, iniquity, incapacity, incomparability, incompatibility, incomprehensibility, incongruity, incredulity, intensity, intrepidity, J generosity, geniality, gentility, jollity, juvenility, K calamity, capability, capacity, captivity, carroty, cavity, casualty, coatee, collectivity, comity, committee, commodity, community, complexity, complicity, conformity, concavity, consanguinity, contiguity, contrasty, convexity, convenantee, cupidity, curiosity, Q.T., KR creativity, credulity

The future stretches toward infinity
A span of time so great it tends toward incomprehensibility
Tendrils of time of incredible complexity
That's more than I can IMAGINE -- it's beyond my capability!