Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Bright Eyes

2015 12 15 "Bright Eyes" #OW

Bright Eyes is an affectionate nickname for Charlton Heston.

Bright Eyes looks like Charlton Heston.

Bright Eyes sounds like, "Get your paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

Bright Eyes smells like an astronaut after centuries in suspended animation.

Bright Eyes feels like a dude about to be sad when he realizes he's on Earth in the future.

Bright Eyes tastes like chicken.

Rhymes with Bright Eye: dandyize, eyes, Hebraize, Judaize, sheep’s eyes, twaddleize, euphuize disfranchise, enfranchise A aggrandize, anodize, B balladize, bastardize, D dastardize, deoxidize, faradize, FL fluidize, G gormandize, H hybridize, I iodize, iridize, J jeopardize, KL chloridize, L liquidize, M melodize, merchandise, methodize, O oxidize, P paradise, PR propagandize, R rhapsodize, ruggedize S psalmodize, subsidize, SH sherardize, ST standardize anthropomorphize, apostrophize, philosophize, sacrifice, theosophize disguise, guise A analogize, anthologize, apologize, astrologize, B battologize, D demythologize, dialogize, doxologize, E elegize, energize, entomologize, etymologize, H homologize, J genealogize, geologize, L lethargize, M mythologize, N neologize, S psychologize, syllogize, T tautologize, TH theologize, Y eulogize

She sighs when she mutters, "Bright Eyes,"
Like to say his name she must first apologize
But she smiles as she gazes into his eyes.
I just report the facts; I don't mythologize.