Sunday, December 20, 2015

Blob

2015 12 20 "Blob" #OW

Blob is a big fat, ginormous mass.

Blob looks like the creature from the movies.

Blob sounds like flesh sliding on concrete, the walls, around your legs, and so on.

Blob smells like the sewer from whence it sprang.

Blob feels like impending death.

Blob tastes like chicken.

Rhymes with Blob: bob, earbob, cabob, nabob, shishkabob, skibob, thingumabob, thingumbob brob fob, watchfob glob gob hob job kincob, cob, kob, corncob quab lob demob, mob hob-and-nob, hobnob, knob, nob carob, rob scob squab slob snob sob stob swab athrob, heartthrob, throb yob

Have you ever seen, "The Blob"?
Whoever wrote that must have loved his job!
I bet in real life, he or she was a real slob
Not the leading lady type -- not a heartthrob!