Sunday, November 01, 2015

Intestine

2015 11 01 "Intestine" #OW

Intestine is your guts.

Intestine looks like a long, wet, gross and disgusting noodle.

Intestine sounds like farts.

Intestine smells like poop.

Intestine feels like making you throw up.

Intestine tastes like poop.

Rhymes with Intestine: FL Florentine, I infantine, J gelatin, K keratin, KR chromatin, KW quercitin, L libertine, N nicotine, P palmatin, PR precipitin, R Rasputin, T tin, TR travertine, V vespertine alabastrine, alpestrine twin alevin, Angevin win yang and yin, yin rosin

Oh, I hate you, and I hate your intestine
But I like your sister just fine!
She's so cute, I gotta make her mine.
She's my yin and I'm her yang, or she's my yang and I'm her yin!