Thursday, November 12, 2015

Binge

2015 11 12 "Binge" #OW

Binge is when you overdo something in a short period of time.

Binge looks like a beer-gut dude lounging around drinking another 6-pack or 3...

Binge sounds like, "Burp!  'Scuse me!"

Binge smells like a vomitorium in August.

Binge feels like failure.

Binge tastes like too much lunch buffet...

Rhymes with Binge:  dinge befringe, fringe, infringe hinge, rehinge, unhinge whinge cringe impinge syringe singe scringe springe astringe, constinge, obstringe, perstringe swinge attinge, tinge atwinge, twinge

Oh, Lord, why'd I go on that binge?!
Just the THOUGHT OF IT makes me cringe!
And now my back gives me a twinge!
Is there a cure in some syringe?