Tuesday, July 07, 2015

Zen

2015 07 07 "Zen" #OW

Zen is to be chillin' like a supervillain, like Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Zen looks like me eating a tastee bowl of ice cream.

Zen sounds like Zamfir busting out his pan flutes.

Zen smells like banana cream pie.

Zen feels like relaxing in the hot tub.

Zen tastes like spinach souffle.

Rhymes with Zen: wren, viceraine samisen, Saracen, sen, sensen, Sun Yat-sen Shen sken Sten ten then wen varsovieane doyenne, Cayenne, yen denizen, citizen

You can't faze me -- I'm totally Zen
You can't buy me off for 2,000 yen
'Cause I'm a model citizen!
I'll take care of you like a mother hen
Ask me to name an obscure Asian historical figure, I'll hit you with Sun Yat-sen!