Wednesday, July 08, 2015


2015 07 08 "French" #OW

French refers to people from a country in Europe, south of Germany.

French looks like a dude in a beret or a chick with short hair in a miniskirt with stockings, or French toast, or French fries.

French sounds like, "Ooh, la la!  Sassoon!"

French smells like French fries smothered in ketchup -- or catsup if you're fancy.

French feels like sticking each other's tongues down each other's throats.

French tastes like French toast smothered in butter and syrup, maybe whipped cream if you're fancy.

Rhymes with French: bench, disbench, carpenter’s bench, unbench, workbench blench bedrench, drench, redrench flench un-French kench clench, unclench quench, unquench mensch, Uebermensch, Untermensch monkey wrench, wrench squench stench tench entrench, intrench, retrench, trench oldwench, wench

I like that chick -- she's into French
Her tongue works down my throat like a wrench
I'd make out with her on a couch, back seat or park bench
I really like her a lot -- she's my favorite wench!