Sunday, July 26, 2015

Bleep

2015 07 26 "Bleep" #OW

Bleep is a noise made to censor objectionable language.

Bleep looks like #@!

Bleep sounds like a beep.

Bleep smells like desperation.

Bleep feels like having tape put over your lips.

Bleep tastes like having your mouth washed out with soap.

Rhymes with Bleep: beep cheap, cheep adeep, deep, down deep la grippe aheap, heap, scrapheap jeep keep, upkeep clepe creep leap, leep, outleap, overleap neap, neep Little Bopeep, peep cassareep, reap, rereap

I won't cuss won't say bleep
Won't call you an ass, won't say you're cheap
Won't call you a dildo fit only for the scrapheap
You won't hear a negative thing out of my mouth -- not even a peep!