Saturday, May 02, 2015

Levity

2015 05 02 "Levity" #OW

Levity is jokes, folks.

Levity looks like someone slipping on a banana peel.

Levity sounds like the screams of pain that person makes when he lands on his tailbone.

Levity smells like that dude pooping his pants.

Levity feels like busting a got laughing at that schlmozzle.

Levity tastes like the banana split to which you treat yourself to remind yourself of the fun you had watching that other dude injure himself slipping on a banana peel.

Rhymes with Levity: Christianity, crotchety, crudity, cruelty, KW quality, quantity, quiddity, quoddity, L laity, laxity, legality, legatee, lenity, liberality, liberty, limpidity, lubricity, luminosity, lucidity, M magnanimity, maggoty, majesty, majority, manatee, mestee, modesty, moeity, morality, mortality, mustee, mutuality, N nativity, nebulosity, nicety, nonentity, normality, nudity, neutrality, O objectivity

You like to make with the levity
What you call levity I call cruelty
You laugh at the pain of others with impunity
But when you're so mean you make yourself a nonentity.
Try to be nicer -- like me!