Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Kvetch

2015 05 12 "Kvetch" #OW

Kvetch means to complain.

Kvetch looks like some run-of-the-mill Job standing on the street corner whining about all the bad things that have happened in his life.

Kvetch sounds like, "Blah blah blah -- woe is me!"

Kvetch smells like the day-old bread that was the impetus for the latest bitch session.

Kvetch feels like some nattering nabob of negativity chewing your ear off.

Kvetch tastes like soup from the soup kitchen.

Rhymes with Kvetch:  etch, photo-etch, re-etch fetch fletch ketch cletch quetch, quetsch lech, letch retch, wretch, reretch sketch homestretch, outstretch, stretch, restretch mistetch, tetch bitter vetch, vetch

Never one to complain, never one to kvetch
You won't hear me call you a pathetic wretch!
I'm the one to raise you out of the gutter and teach you to fetch
Shake it off and do all over tomorrow like some altruistic etch-a-sketch.