2015 03 25 "Splat" #OW
Splat is the sound a falling object makes when it hits the ground.
Splat looks like a tomato hitting the sidewalk.
Splat sounds like a wet splooshy sound.
Splat smells like death by gravity.
Splat feels like teen spirit.
Splat tastes like ketchup.
Rhymes with Splat: slat spat sprat, Jack Spratt A aerostat, B barostat, F photostat, H heliostat, haemostat, hydrostat, K chemostat, KL clinostat, P pyrostat, R rheostat, TH thermostat aegrotat, habitat, ratatat, ratatattat, tit-for-tat, tat cravat, savate, vat xat
If I hadn't gotten drunk before skiing maybe I wouldn't have gone splat.
But that's life -- you learn from this, or you learn from that
Just like a big woman needs to find her Jack Sprat
Anyway, it doesn't matter -- I'm still ONE --- COOL -- CAT.