Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Splat

2015 03 25 "Splat" #OW

Splat is the sound a falling object makes when it hits the ground.

Splat looks like a tomato hitting the sidewalk.

Splat sounds like a wet splooshy sound.

Splat smells like death by gravity.

Splat feels like teen spirit.

Splat tastes like ketchup.

Rhymes with Splat:  slat spat sprat, Jack Spratt A aerostat, B barostat, F photostat, H heliostat, haemostat, hydrostat, K chemostat, KL clinostat, P pyrostat, R rheostat, TH thermostat aegrotat, habitat, ratatat, ratatattat, tit-for-tat, tat cravat, savate, vat xat

If I hadn't gotten drunk before skiing maybe I wouldn't have gone splat.
But that's life -- you learn from this, or you learn from that
Just like a big woman needs to find her Jack Sprat
Anyway, it doesn't matter -- I'm still ONE  --- COOL -- CAT.