Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Jaguar

2015 02 11 "Jaguar" #OW

Jaguar is a big wild cat.  It's also a car.

Jaguar looks like the Pink Panther except it's not pink, it doesn't stand up and walk around on its hind legs (generally), and it pretty much looks completely different.  Also, the car looks like a sports car.

Jaguar sounds like, "Roar!  Gimme some antelope!"

Jaguar smells like cat fur, especially when it's wet.

Jaguar feels like sharp claws disembowelling you right before you die.  Ouch!

Jaguar tastes like chicken.

Rhymes with : APR, antiar, aar, are, DAR, DNR, LTR, foliar, gangliar, caviar  A axlebar, B bar, busbar, D debar, disbar, durbar, DR drawbar, E embar, H handlebar, I isallobar, isobar, KR crossbar, crowbar, M Malabar, millibar, R rollbar, S saddlebar, centibar, cinnabar, SH shacklebar, T towbar, U unbar, upbar, W Wunderbar, Z Zanzibar pourboire  char dar, deodar, havildar, haznadar, hospodar, jemadar, calendar, objet d’art, radar, sirdar, subahdar, tahsildar, zamindar boudoir afar, far, insofar, so far, shophar budgerigar, gar, segar, cigar, Trafalgar, vinegar  ajar, jar, nightjar  B boxcar, CH chukar, J jaunting car, gyrocar, K car, L Lascar M, motorcar, O autocar, R railway car, S sidecar, sircar, SH shikar, STR streetcar, T turbocar, TR trocar, trolley car

If I were a jaguar
I'd never get to ride a trolley car
I'd be looking like the number 66 on radar
I couldn't ride a bike or deal with its handlebar.