Sunday, February 15, 2015

Asgard

2015 02 15 "Asgard" #OW

Asgard is the home of the Norse Gods.

Asgard looks like what a Viking capital city on steroids would have looked like back in the day.

Asgard sounds like sword fights and medieval battle.

Asgard smells like horse dung and sweat.

Asgard feels like the Norse idea of heaven.

Asgard tastes like mead and meat cooked on a spit over an open flame.

Rhymes with :  A afterguard, avantgarde, B bodyguard, BL blackguard,D disregard, E enguard, G guard, K Kierkegaard, L laggard, lifeguard, M mudguard, N noseguard, R regard, rearguard, S safeguard, V vanguard blowhard, die-hard, hard jarred birthday card, discard, file card, Jacquard, calling card, card, placard, postal card, postcard, racecard, report card, scorecard, timecard, wedding card Abelard, foulard, interlard, lard, poulard marred, remarred, unmarred

You say you come from Asgard?
I'm trying to humor you but that's hard.
Does it say Asgard on your business card?
You keep tellin' people you're from Asgard and they won't hold you in high regard...