Thursday, January 01, 2015

Otters

"Otters" #JSLAY

I know a mammal
She moves in the water like a Harlem Globe Trotter
And she's just amazin'
Little feet flurryin' as she's scurryin'
If she were a fire she'd be blazin'
If she were a dog with a bone she'd be buryin'
And now I guess I know
She's the same whether I stay or go

Farmers, be good to your otters
Otters will love oh so true
Otters become holters who turn out more otters
So lutrinae, be good to your otters too

Oh, you see that skin?
It's covered with fur
To muss it would be a sin
Send you to a place full of sulfur
So leave it now before you begin

Farmers, be good to your otters
Otters will love oh so true
Otters become holters who turn out more otters
So lutrinae, be good to your otters too

Pups, they can take it
Go on, pull their tail, you won't break it
Pups will be gone
For they carry on
And pups become full-grown in about two years
And when they're gone, oh, boy, you'll shed tears

On behalf of all mankind
Don't have to be cruel to be kind
We are the caretakers and the keepers of their world

So farmers, be good to your otters
Otters will love oh so true
Otters become holters who turn out more otters
So lutrinae, be good to your otters too [x3]