Saturday, January 17, 2015

Diamondback

2015 01 17 "Diamondback" #OW

A diamondback is a snake.  Is it poisonous?  Who cares -- keep it away from me!

A diamondback looks like any other snake, except it has diamonds on its back.

A diamondback tastes like -- who cares?!  I'm not having any!

A diamondback sounds just like a rattlesnake, minus the rattle.  It's not like I'm curious about what a diamondback has to say!

A diamondback feels like a wet slithering nightmare made flesh.

A diamondback smells like fear mingled with sweat.  Or is that just me, having spent all this time thinking about snakes?  YEEESH!

Rhymes with Diamondback: A aphrodisiac, ack-ack, ammoniac, amnesiac, B bivouac, D demoniac, dipsomaniac, Dyak, Dionysiac, E egomaniac, elegiac, H haemophiliac, hypochondriac, I ileac, iliac, insomniac, K cardiac, Kodiak, KL kleptomaniac, M maniac, megalomaniac, monomaniac, N nymphomaniac, O oomiak, P pyromaniac, Pontiac, S sacroiliac, sal ammoniac, coeliac, symposiac, Z zodiac BAK A aback, B bac, back, bareback, biofeedback, dieback, DR drawback, F feedback, fiddleback, fullback, FL flashback, G giveback, GR greenback, H hatchback, halfback, hardback, horseback, huckaback, humpback, hunchback, K kickback, comeback, cutback, KW quarterback, quillback, L laid-back, leaseback, leatherback, M mossback, O outback, P paperback, pickaback, piggyback, pickaback, pinchback, puffback, R razorback, SPL splashback, ST stickleback, SW switchback, T tieback, tumbak, TH throwback, W wetback, Z zweiback BLAK black, boneblack, bootblack, lampblack, shoeblack BRAK amphibrach, brach, bricabrac, ladybrac, tetrabrach CHAK chak DAK dak, Kodak, sandak FLAK flicflac, flack, flak HAK hack, hard hack, tacamahak HWAK bullwhack, bushwhack, paddywhack, whack JAK A amberjack, applejack, B bootblack, BL blackjack, FL flapjack, H hijack, HW whipjack, J jack, KR crackerjack, crossjack, L leatherjack, lumberjack, M muntjac, N natterjack, SK skipjack, skyjack, SL slapjack, SM smokejack, ST steeplejack, Y yellowjack, Union Jack

Look out for that diamondback!
It nearly gave me a heart attack!
Oh, you're not scared?  What a crackerjack!
Me, I won't sleep tonight -- I'm an insomniac...