2015 01 26 "Campaign" #OW
A campaign is a directed effort to win something, whether an election, an argument, a request for money, or a girl's heart.
A campaign looks like a smarmy politician kissing babies and trying to destroy his opponent's reputation with innuendo and negative ads.
A campaign sounds like a loudspeaker perched on top of a pickup truck exhorting people to vote for whatever candidate.
A campaign smells like old newspaper after it's been used to wrap fished.
A campaign feels like a smarmy politician trying to kiss your baby.
A campaign tastes like cheap chicken at an expensive fundraiser.
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It's a winning campaign
Though it may seem mundane
The other guy's such a lamebrain
Plus we have a video of him snorting cocaine.