Monday, December 08, 2014

Dirty Joke

"Dirty Joke"

Hey, did you hear the one
About the white horse
That fell in a mud puddle?

Who was riding that horse?
Well, you're that bloke!
I'm saying that you're Dirty
Yeah, you're just a Joke!

You think you're Prince Charming
Sweep the girls off their feet
More like Prince Alarming
To all the girls -- you're just a creep!

You think that song is about you
But that was Warren Beatty
THIS is the song about you
Should call yourself "Warren Batty"!

You think you're Prince Charming
Sweep the girls off their feet
More like Prince Alarming
To all the girls -- you're just a creep!

You think the girls all want you
You think you've got sass
The girls all want to leave you
You can kiss my ass!

You think you're Prince Charming
Sweep the girls off their feet
More like Prince Alarming
To all the girls -- you're just a creep!