Tuesday, December 02, 2014

David DeAngelo

"David DeAngelo"

Fellas, there's someone you should know
If you feel confused and don't know where to go...
I'm here to tell you about... DeAngelo.

You're a good guy, you try to be nice
But you're confused -- why won't she look at you twice?
Candy, flowers, poetry -- nothing works!
But she'll tell you all about her string of jerks!

Fellas, there's someone you should know
If you know nothin', just like Jon Snow...
Tellin' you about David DeAngelo.

Boys, a gal don't want a nice guy
Don't think -- ain't know use trying to wonder why
Girls just want a challenge -- they want to try
To find a cocky jerk and change 'im into her nice guy!

Don't just sit home cryin' in your bed
Watch his videos, play his tapes, read his book
You'll be cool, you no longer be the chump seein' red
It'll give the gals reason to give you a second look.

Gals, there's someone you should know
If you like a fella who don't know where to go...
Tellin' you about David DeAngelo.

Ladies' I'm fixin' to tell you what to do
When you like fella who don't know what to do
Give him an index card with two words -- "David DeAngelo".
Smile and say, "If you want game, the rest is up to you."